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Pop-tarts Discovered as a Cure for EDS***
This week a major study came out, citing Cherry Pop-tarts as the cure for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome hypermobility type. They've discovered that Smores Pop-tarts cures Classical EDS, and Blueberry Pop-tarts cure Vascular EDS. The researchers who released this study have cured 200 people of various types of EDS. The researchers are still working on what flavors cure the other types of EDS, but they expect to find out soon. This has been called a "miracle cure," and researchers think they may be able to cure Marfans, next. They suspect the cure for it may involve Fruit Rollups.***Disclaimer: This is a joke!
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